Aston Villa’s John Terry posts Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville racing at Villa Park

You’d have hedged your bets on Neville winning the race considering he possessed a little more fuel than the canal barge that was centre-back Carragher when they were both in their prime, but you’d have been wrong.

Neck and neck until the last quarter, Carragher found it all to poke his beer belly over the line just ahead of Neville’s. Think it’s time to lay off those meat and potato pies at Moor Lane, Gary.

Oxygen tank anyone?

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